This is Why I Can't Buy Tasty Things

Yesterday I was out buying some things for the apartment at a pharmacy store. I made the mistake of walking past the snack section and, thinking back to how empty my snack drawer was, bought some snacks. Too many snacks.

I left with three cans of Pringles and a big bag of Deli style potato chips.

I figured three cans of Pringles would last me a week or two, since I don't consider myself a glutton. Turns out, however, that I am a glutton.

I bought all those chips on Wednesday at around 4 pm. By 6pm the next day I was down to half a bag of potato chips. I ate all three cans of Pringles and half of the nasty deli style ones. I've never been so conscious of my ass, hips, and stomach.

Let's do some math.

The Pringles crisps have 150 calories in 1 serving. There are 6 servings in each tin.

6 x 150 = 900 calories

900 x 3 = 2700 calories.

2700 calories in just about a day. And that's on top of my regular, not-so-healthy diet.

This is all part of my plan, so don't worry for my weight or health. You have to gain weight to lose weight. That's a fact. A true fact.